My Wife has a tattoo (just text) that she got as a tribute to honor our baby boy whom we lost late in the pregnancy. It was one of the hardest things we’ve ever had to go through (losing our baby, not my Wife getting the tat ; )
I am sooo glad that I did not get a tattoo when I was 14, or I would have a distorted and faded Bugs Bunny on the back of my leg!
If I ever were to get one, it would be a Christian tattoo and a work of art. I would go to multiple tattoo conventions until I found the right artist that I felt comfortable could do an amazing job.
One of the first Podcasts that I ever listened to (back in 2006 or 2007) was the CatholicCast (by a Catholic teacher from Southern, Ohio) who talked about his crazy experience of getting his first tattoo.
He knew he wanted to get a Christian Tattoo (or a Dave Matthews Band Tatoo), and decided on the Chi Rho symbol. He searched online for local tattoo shops who do Christian tattoos and found one across the border in Indiana, in the same town the KKK was founded (red flag number one)!
In those days you had to use MapQuest and print out directions when you were traveling somewhere unknown to you. When he arrived at the store-front the place looked dark. They went up to the door and peaked into the window and place appeared to be empty. Someone local told them that they had moved and gave them audible directions. The place was out in the country and by the time they pulled into the driveway it was getting dusk. As they pulled up the drive-way became a circle turn-around. As they were getting out of their car, they saw a goat with her milk bags full and dragging on the ground. An elderly gentleman without teeth greeted them with, “It lost its kids!” What? “The goat, lost its kids” (explaining why the mother goat had not been milked). Then a couple children came out and they had those Orthodox Jewish curls (as if things were not already strange enough).
Jayson and his Wife were directed to a new-looking trailer off to the side. Whey they went it, it was very clean and there was poppy song playing with the lyrics, “I tattoo myself on you” (also a little weird, but okay). They told him what they wanted and the guy began the prep-work. The guy stopped to show them a CD of a Christian Heavy Metal ban he liked. The album cover had lambs being devoured by wolves. Everything from there went fine. The tattoo and trip home were good.
About a week later Jayson and a co-worker were talking about whether or not Christians should even get tattoos. So Jayson searched online, "Should Christians get tattoos and one of the first search results was for the place where he had just gotten his tattoo. As he read, he discovered that this guy (whom had done his tattoo) believes that he is tattooing the elect (144,000 who will be saved in the Book of Revelation) and that Jesus would return after he has done so! Jayson joked, “I was tattooed into a cult and didn’t even know it!” : )
One more story. My Mom loves to try new things. She will joke that something is on her “bucket list” (but, she doesn’t actually have a list). She and another lady in their Christian group went to get tattoos. My Mom wanted a tiny, simple Cross (two lines intersecting; nothing extravagant). They went to the bass guitarist of my Parent’s old Christian Rock band who is a real artist, but he was not there. Another guy was there who said he could the tattoo. As he we tattooing my Mom, she could see that he was struggling to make a straight line. She asked if maybe he was diabetic and if he needed something to eat. He said that he was not and that he was good. It took him much longer than it should have to complete such a simple tattoo. Then he started on the other lady’s much more detailed design and my Mom had to stop him. It was not pretty. They said they had to be somewhere and that they would return another day to have it complete it. They later found out the man was an addict and was trying to quit his addiction, which it why he was so sweaty and shaky. Paul had to fix the other lady’s tattoo while the other guy was working on getting sober.
Should Catholic Christians get tattoos? I do not believe tattoos are inherently evil. I do believe it is an important decision and should not be taken lightly. You do not want to get a Bugs Bunny or a Dave Matthews Band tattoo. And make sure that you are getting a tattoo from an artist and not just some rando who does tattoos.
If you have never heard of the Stand-up Comedian Shayne Smith, he recently became Catholic. He’s got tattoos all over his body (including his face!) He is an awesome story teller (better than I am) and if you have a subscription to ANGEL streaming or Amazon Prime, you can watch a few of his Stand-up Specials. After becoming Catholic, he got a medieval sword on his face! It looks kind of like a Cross though, so it kind of fits : )