Sometimes Catholic Humor is Pretty Good!

I was watching this show, and the Priest got so annoyed with someone in the confessional, he was just like “Just go back and reflect on what it is you told me, and recite 60 Hail Mary’s for every minute you wasted of my time!”

This is like what Catholic bootcamp would look like LOL!

Peace to all,

So true, are the Words of Absolution from Confession in Atonement from Sacrifice through Penance becoming forgiven for all mankind ready and able to become again glorified Sons and Daughters becoming again transfigured for all Creation in One Holy Spirit Family One God in being, OMNiLogically

Logically the Words of Absolution and In Penance from Sacrifice fulfills Old Covenant Salvation from Sacrifice and Penance from Animal Sacrifice, fulfilled through the Host in Penance through the Words of Absolution buy the Priest for forgiveness, OMNiLogically. And all become out of the Bosom of Abraham awaiting for the Christ through the Flesh emplying the Bosom of Abraham, The State of the Righteous: Lazarus, a poor man full of sores, dies and is carried by angels to “Abraham’s side” or “bosom,” representing a state of bliss and fellowship with the patriarch Abraham, for all awaiting from Old Covenent Sacrifice becoming again for all Creation through both natures in One Holy Spirit Family One God in being A Family, OMNiLogically.

A Catholic Joke for The Family:

A man dies and goes to heaven, and he immediately asks St. Peter, “Where is the Bosom of Abraham? I was promised a nice, comfy spot.”
St. Peter points over to a very crowded, slightly chaotic corner and says, “That’s it right there.”
The man is confused. “It looks a little cramped and unorganized, doesn’t it?”
St. Peter sighs, “Well, what did you expect? It’s a family reunion that’s been going on for thousands of years.”

OMNiLogically, From the Holy Spirit Family we are created and From Baptism become into the Catholic Church we become immortalized from the spirit for the created souls of all through the flesh to be able to become “In The Christ” from death through resurrection from Sacrifice for the Host in Penance becoming forgiven in the reborn flesh from the Incorruptible Wills in The Holy Spirit Family Manifestation for Both Natures, from the Incorruptible Holy Spirit Family in the Immortal Life becoming though The Christ becoming again for all Creation transfigured in One Holy Spirit Family One God in being.

Peace always,
Stephen